nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words

Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!

by RainbowNinja July 4, 2009

Nargles

Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.

Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.

by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

Fuzzy nurdles

A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.

"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"

by K H July 25, 2008

Nuggle Futt

an ingrown hair on a squirrel's nut

Person 1 : dude look at the Nuggle Futt on that squirrel !

Person 2 : eeww that is totally gross !

by Emance August 6, 2010

Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.

John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."

by kronosking April 15, 2012

Nurger

A black burger.

"Yo, Burger King is out with that new black burger!"
"Shouldn't it be called a Nurger?"

by glapor February 4, 2019

Pruple Nurple

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.

Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.

by $hIti0T June 16, 2014