Nasty Nunez

Opposite of dirty sanchez. Female nails dude in ass with strap-on dildo, then she rubs it under his nose giving him a mustache/Nasty Nunez

Yesterday, Jose gave his woman a dirty Sanchez. Today she returned the favor and gave him a Nasty Nunez.

by DFord September 1, 2008

nunter

A combination of the words "nun" and "munter," signifying a truly ugly nun.

"That manky nunter just slapped the back of my hand with an effing ruler!"

by wiinus April 13, 2010

Nunez

A complete manwhore. He hooks up with girls says he loves them and then leaves them right after getting some. he even tells them that he got what he wanted. Also happens to dump girls calluosly... ie. online or through letters. He goes to Prep and thinks he is soo hot, but he's not. He brother (twin) Matt is apparently nice, but the girls he goes out with would never no as Mike never introduces them. Mike isn't hot, but somehow he gets the really goodlooking girls sometimes like 3 at once. Really and truly Mike doesn't get what he deserves... nothing. And girls word of advice don't go out with him

Girl: omg Mike said he loves me and them we went all the way

(2 days later) Girl: awwww. he dumped me and after all i did

(3 days later) Girl sees Him hooking up with other girl

by USED January 2, 2005

Darwin Nunez

If Darwin Nunez speaks, I listen.
If he's blind, I'm eyesight.

If he's deaf, I'm voice.
If he has a million fans, I'm one of them.
If he has no fans, I don't exist.

Darwin Nunez better

by Aksjjshdhdbdbxnndndn July 20, 2023

Darwin Nunez

A big miss for a wide opportunity.

I Darwin Nunez'd my job application after I experienced testicular torsion yesterday.

by Ivann. January 7, 2023

jasmin nunez

A sweet cute girl with a big butt. Is dumb sometimes but is mostly happy. She sticks up for what he belives in. Is a slime lover. Likes to hide in corners. She's is a fun girl likes to crack dirty jokes

Me: Have you've seen her?
ashley: Who? Jasmin Nunez
me: She has one big butt.

by izzyurgirl May 16, 2018

Sean Nunez

Sean Nunez is a boy who mysteriously does magic in school and has 44 army members to fight you. He can vanish before your eyes and surfs gorilla jokes.com.

The Sean Nunez stole my magic.

by mjnhgbfvynhbtgvfdhbgvfd September 17, 2020