"She is an absolute Numpty"
by Young Team September 18, 2006
someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity
by rebel girl October 06, 2003
Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."
by ChristeenG April 30, 2018
A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!
That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !
by Stealth July 16, 2003
by chunkymonkey August 07, 2005
by babycakes & angeldelight January 16, 2010
Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)
An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"
An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"
Examples of people who are numpties:
Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)
"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)
Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)
"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)
by not really me November 02, 2003