numbnuts

A fucking moron. See fucktard.

Came to prominence after Austin Powers (I forget which one).

A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts.

by The Beer Baron October 7, 2004

numbnuts

A numbnuts is a person of 'a certain age', i.e., old enough to know better, who behaves like a total shit or shithead. A jerk, a fool, a putz, schmuck, asshole, etc.

Mike and Louise behaved like complete numbnuts over that issue. They got mad and over-reacted, just like the numbnuts that they are.

by Athelstan Spilhaus IV September 10, 2006

numnuts

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

by AlaBam November 30, 2006

numbnuts

a complete idiot, a person who doesnt know the definitions of words

Nick Payne doesnt know the difference between an android and a cyborg

by Italian Stallion November 17, 2004

Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

numbnuts

This word is Self-Explanatory

What kind of numbnuts looks up "numbnuts" on urbandictionary

by Stu August 13, 2004

numbnuts

One whose bawls are dormant

After that kick from Nadine, hes got numbnuts

by Red December 13, 2003