Someone that completely and utterly sucks at what they are doing. This can range from cooking food, to playing Halo or other games.
The word noob should NOT be used with the word "newb" or "newbie." These words have completely different definitions and meanings to them, which will be explained next.
A newb is someone that is new to what they are doing. This can range from having a new job, making burgers at McDonalds, to playing Call of Duty 4 for the first time.
A noob is always mistaken in many different ways of forms by several people. Below is a list compiled of several different actions a noob would do, so people will not mistake someone for a noob again. These are just a few examples of what a noob would do, but not all of them.
A noob would...
Walk into fire
TYPE IN ALL CAPS
kill his own teammates on accident
Type in bright colors
Play on an easy difficulty setting
State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!)
Sing, when they suck at it.
Type random letters
Spam you with messages
Burn food he/she is cooking on accident
Forget to wear their headset
Scream into their headset
Have more deaths than kills
Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike)
Lose repeatedly
Get owned by the same guy repeatedly
Make the same joke over and over again
Steal other people's ideas
Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i)
Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there.
Fail a test
Have a virus on their PC
The word noob should NOT be used with the word "newb" or "newbie." These words have completely different definitions and meanings to them, which will be explained next.
A newb is someone that is new to what they are doing. This can range from having a new job, making burgers at McDonalds, to playing Call of Duty 4 for the first time.
A noob is always mistaken in many different ways of forms by several people. Below is a list compiled of several different actions a noob would do, so people will not mistake someone for a noob again. These are just a few examples of what a noob would do, but not all of them.
A noob would...
Walk into fire
TYPE IN ALL CAPS
kill his own teammates on accident
Type in bright colors
Play on an easy difficulty setting
State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!)
Sing, when they suck at it.
Type random letters
Spam you with messages
Burn food he/she is cooking on accident
Forget to wear their headset
Scream into their headset
Have more deaths than kills
Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike)
Lose repeatedly
Get owned by the same guy repeatedly
Make the same joke over and over again
Steal other people's ideas
Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i)
Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there.
Fail a test
Have a virus on their PC
Things that a noob would say:
do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i
OMGGG OUR FLAG HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!!1!
I wonder what this button does...
Jerry! Why did you walk into my flame thrower? You're such a noob.
do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i
OMGGG OUR FLAG HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!!1!
I wonder what this button does...
Jerry! Why did you walk into my flame thrower? You're such a noob.
by jessicamazing December 20, 2007
a totally stupid person on an online game rpg. they are oftentimes ignorant, dumb, and completly incompatant. in most cases, noobs are frowned apon by the community, as they are a burden and all they do is pester people who are trying to have a good time on an online game rpg. i once met a noob sooo noobish one time, that he couldnt figure out who i was talking to, and when it was me talking...see below
pot head370: ok richie109 go thru that door
cream5: me?
pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109.
cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door?
pot head370: No, goddammit! i want richie to go thru the door
cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell
pot head370: you stupid motherfucker! go up the stairs and leave me alone
cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost! help me!
pot head370: you fucking noob!
cream5: me?
pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109.
cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door?
pot head370: No, goddammit! i want richie to go thru the door
cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell
pot head370: you stupid motherfucker! go up the stairs and leave me alone
cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost! help me!
pot head370: you fucking noob!
by pot head370 September 02, 2006
video game slang for retarted fucking asshole who cant do anything for himself and likes pissin' people off
by spongebobsuncle November 03, 2009
A noob (sometimes spelt n00b, in leetspeak) is a deragatory term, originating in the videogaming world, often used to describe one who is unfamiliar with a given concept or topic. Usually attributed to one who is being owned, or suffering a fail.
by NFXtreme0992 January 14, 2009
cantongirth, your a god damn noob. lmbe your a god damn noob too. lets have a 1v1. rocket launcher whore.
by lmbe November 08, 2010
1.someone that lacks the essentials for doing a task, most commonly used for playing video games.2. a person that talks alot of shit even though they suck balls at it
guy 1: dude i'll freaking kick ur ass in C.O.D 4 be-ach!
guy 2: ok, let's see then ya retarded mofo.
... AFTER THE GAME
guy 1: stfu you loser, you are a freaking hacker bitch, theres no way you could have won
guy 2: really, 75 kills to 12 kills? dude you suck balls, freaking noobs these days gosh!
guy 2: ok, let's see then ya retarded mofo.
... AFTER THE GAME
guy 1: stfu you loser, you are a freaking hacker bitch, theres no way you could have won
guy 2: really, 75 kills to 12 kills? dude you suck balls, freaking noobs these days gosh!
by modern warfare 2, please April 12, 2009
old and forgotten military term for "new blood" or a new soldier who lacks expiriece and skills.
now-a-days used by videogame nerds to insult people of lower levels/ranks.(none of the people i hear using it know what it means or its origin)
this was told to me by a waar veteran (my great grandfather) before he passed away.
now-a-days used by videogame nerds to insult people of lower levels/ranks.(none of the people i hear using it know what it means or its origin)
this was told to me by a waar veteran (my great grandfather) before he passed away.
by ChebaccaChupacabra November 20, 2009