A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
Get the nocturnal commissions mug.Nontax, the word named after one of the most toxic people many have ever met, defines the most toxic person you can imagine, racist, toxic and overall a downer when you talk to him. A nontax hates his life and doesn't feel empathy, and almost always is a sociopath. Has no connotation to taxes.
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When you sleep for 1/4 of the day, then are awake for another 1/4 of the day, then sleep again for 1/4 of the day, and then awake for the rest of the 1/4 of the day.
by stay single 4 life April 6, 2021
Get the neo nocturnal mug.A nonquest is a (normally sexual) conquest that never actually happened. Often referred to in the past tense, once you have entered the 'friendzone' with a person you thought you might have had a chance of sleeping with.
'I wish I'd slept with her whilst I had a chance - she's my greatest nonquest'
Man 1: You remember that girl that used to barmaid at the Ships Head?
Man 2: Yeah, she was fit - didn't you get it on with her?
Man 1: No, she was one of my nonquests.
Man 1: You remember that girl that used to barmaid at the Ships Head?
Man 2: Yeah, she was fit - didn't you get it on with her?
Man 1: No, she was one of my nonquests.
by Edd32 September 29, 2012
Get the Nonquest mug.We got drunk, had sex, but I was nonCUMpliant.
I went down on her for 15 minutes, but she would not CUMply
I went down on her for 15 minutes, but she would not CUMply
by pimp dog h4 May 30, 2014
Get the nonCUMpliant mug.I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.
by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016
Get the Nocturnal liquidation mug.1.) An app notification that is of zero importance or interest to the app user.
2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.
2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.
Owen: My phone buzzed, but it was just another complete nontification saying 'Kate added to their story for the first time in a while'.
Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!
Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!
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