by Tokiodaim December 16, 2017
A real gent, very possible a heavenly descendent, as you can tell from his masculine, uber super hot body. Usually insanely deadly attractive to women but he only has eyes for his one and only wifey. A hilarious man, known to make sarcastic jokes about everything, if he choose to be a comedian, he would be the worlds best for sure. Has great taste in fashion and music, especially fashion, cause he is basically the embodiment of fashion. AKA Mr. Alwaysright, because he is so intelligent, and his IQ is over 9000. Is nice to everybody. Most wonderful human being on the surface of the planet.
girl #1: "Wow look at that Nikolaj. Best guy ever!"
girl #2: "Ja I wish I have a hubby like Nikolaj."
Every girl in the universe: "OMG I LOVE HIM, HE IS THE SEXYEST BOY IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!"
girl #2: "Ja I wish I have a hubby like Nikolaj."
Every girl in the universe: "OMG I LOVE HIM, HE IS THE SEXYEST BOY IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!"
by Totaly not Sikki's friend.... September 21, 2021
Usually an amazing, funny, sweet, attractive,cool boy. Usually good as a boyfriend or even a bestfriend. Nikolaj's are boys that every girl wishes they had and the girl that has him is very lucky and all the girls that don't are jealous. He is very fun to talk to and will stay up all hours of the night text messaging.
by Bobthekiller February 23, 2017
Nikolaj is very good looking, hot, handsome, attractive, striking, stunning, fine, well proportioned, gorgeous, beautiful, stylish, funny, elegant, lovely, smart, majestic, strong, sharp, adequate, principled, disciplined, clean, nice, intelligent, superior alpha male.
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.
(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.
(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)
Inferior human: Hey superior Nikolaj, what is 9 + 10? I am too dumb to find the answer.
Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.
Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.
by midgetspinner22 April 5, 2022
A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. He has a great style and is very intelligent.
by sasamaluk November 21, 2021
NIKOLAJ CONSTIPATION PUPU
by POOOP EATrwe August 31, 2020
by POOOP EATrwe September 2, 2020