NIKOLAJ

Typically is Constipated and Really loves the constipated shit

Typically the people Named Nikolaj love Constipation

by POOOP EATrwe September 2, 2020

Nikolaj

A real gent, very possible a heavenly descendent, as you can tell from his masculine, uber super hot body. Usually insanely deadly attractive to women but he only has eyes for his one and only wifey. A hilarious man, known to make sarcastic jokes about everything, if he choose to be a comedian, he would be the worlds best for sure. Has great taste in fashion and music, especially fashion, cause he is basically the embodiment of fashion. AKA Mr. Alwaysright, because he is so intelligent, and his IQ is over 9000. Is nice to everybody. Most wonderful human being on the surface of the planet.

girl #1: "Wow look at that Nikolaj. Best guy ever!"
girl #2: "Ja I wish I have a hubby like Nikolaj."
Every girl in the universe: "OMG I LOVE HIM, HE IS THE SEXYEST BOY IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!"

by Totaly not Sikki's friend.... September 21, 2021

Nikolaj

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. He has a great style and is very intelligent.

Boy wear on Clothes :

Girl : Wow you look very Nikolaj

by sasamaluk November 21, 2021

Nikolaj

Nikolaj is very good looking, hot, handsome, attractive, striking, stunning, fine, well proportioned, gorgeous, beautiful, stylish, funny, elegant, lovely, smart, majestic, strong, sharp, adequate, principled, disciplined, clean, nice, intelligent, superior alpha male.
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.

(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)

Inferior human: Hey superior Nikolaj, what is 9 + 10? I am too dumb to find the answer.

Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.

by midgetspinner22 April 5, 2022

nikolaj storm

A gentleman whos not afraid of showing his feelings and expressing his love for cheese.

nikolaj storm is such a nice guy, he's incredible

by banigamer September 14, 2020

Nikolaj Ehlers

Nikolaj Ehlers is a Danish hockey player, #27 he plays left wing for the Winnipeg Jets. Nikolaj Ehlers is a phenomenal player and is extremely underrated by fans around the league. He's kinda the G.O.A.T and has one of the funniest on and off ice friendships with fellow Jet Patrik Laine. Nikolaj Ehlers is one of the best players the Jets have today, he's an amazing goal scorer and can make beautiful paces. The Jets need to make sure he stays on that team

Nikolaj Ehlers was on fire last game

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu March 7, 2019

A Nikolaj

Waking up on a school day but ends up falling asleep again

Bro, I just did a Nikolaj.

Omg not again, bro! You have too much absence

by Brockianer April 11, 2019