chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

by ferrance January 24, 2010

Night Crawler

A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF.

AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.

Ugh, Jonny is such a fucking night crawler Ima beat his ass

by annab342 March 27, 2009

Night Crawling

When you turn off the lights before you go to bed and aimlessly stumble toward your bed.

"The other day I was night crawling when I hit my toe and broke it!"

by Charlie Day01 January 30, 2017

Minnesota Night crawler

When Gavyn spreads his ass and you pee into her ass then you fuck it till your dick is green

I’m about to get the Minnesota night crawler

by Techs February 10, 2026

nightcrawlers

It's what it sounds like. It's a game where you crawl around like worms in the night. It's good for when you want to make memories with your friends.

When was the last time we played nightcrawlers?

by one2ohmygod October 21, 2009

Nightcrawling

1.v. The act of walking at night.

Person 1: Dude. It's 3 A.M. What the hell is that guy doing out?
Person 2: He's Nightcrawling. Don't you know he's nocturnal?

by SeVox January 15, 2006

nightcrawler

The most awesome X-men ever! Nightcrawler's real name is Kurt Wagner. He is german and a former circus acrobat. He is also a superb fencer and athlete and has extremely strong faith.

Is 5'9, blue fur, yellow eyes, three fingered hands and toes.

His main power is teleportation (BAMF) but also has other abilities such as 'sticking' to walls and seeing in the dark.

Also my idol. :)

"Have you seen X2? Maaaaaaaaan nightcrawler is awesome"

by DJD December 20, 2003