netblitzed

When you were just about to do something in the internetz, but you suddenly can't can't because you have instantaneously forgotton what it was due to overstimulation, consider yourself netblitzed.

Can also be used in situations when your brain simply does not work properly for a while. Spelling errors abound. Log-ins fail. Entire email accounts are forgotten. For example, see paragraph 1, above.

Author of netblitzed intended for a straight definition, but somehow, errors/netspeak crept in. He/she had themselves, indeed, been netblitzed.

by Dr. Bomb December 8, 2010

Newbit

what he said

player 1: ahahaha i ownt j00 ez fgt
player 2: OMFG U NEWBIT NADE SPAMMER!!!!!!11 GET SOME SKILL AND STFU KTHX

by pwnt June 28, 2003

newblets

all 3 are the plurals to newb , noob or n00b
all a term used for 'newcomer' but they can't just be called noobs they have to sound like there own race

dude, i so just pwn'd those newblets

by MrDP August 16, 2010

newbling

A new player in a game or guild, specially in Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games like Everquest and World of Warcraft.

We could use the newblings in the upcoming guild war as canon fodder.

by VTODD August 29, 2014

newbitch

Noun: The opposite of newfag
A woman who is blossoming something fierce.

She looks like a newbitch evr' since she became vegan and broke up with that nazi newfag.

by bladewarrior69 June 7, 2016