Nearsightedness

Means you can’t see shit in front of you

Bae you are so nearsighted.
You can’t see that I’m leaving you for hamalton.
Nearsightedness means you are oblivious and dumb.

by Currying.peas January 21, 2022

narbs

A Flying Penis. Old people usualy get it.

When the penis is errect narbs will crawl around the penis

by Chri$ September 7, 2008

narbs

a small nartually formed chunk of weed.

lets go for a T.F. Bust em up, and pack the narbs in the bowl!!!!!!!

by Mr. Cool Spice January 19, 2008

Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids

The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH

by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021

nearbeer

A stinky young man who performs felatio on other men in both recreational times and as an occupation (usually for false currency, i.e wooden nickels)

Nearbeer: "I'll suck yo dick for a cheeseburger"

by absolute murder February 28, 2009

neabs

short for neighbor; also known as neighbs

you: Yo neabs! There's a skunk in the neighborhood
your neighbor: Thanks for the warning neabs!

by kogfog April 10, 2011

neabs

neighbor; one who lives in your neighborhood
pronouced NEIGHBS

girl: hey neabs, there's a skunk on in the neighborhood!
Her neighbor(s): what the fuck does neabs mean?!

by portly57 March 25, 2011