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Nert

A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.
My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.
by Dan Haan November 4, 2012
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nertz

Ah crap!
Nertz! He stole my cactus!
by Carpman May 13, 2003
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NERTS

by DaWall July 11, 2003
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nert

A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.

This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.
Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores!

Son: Nert...
by Allen Smith October 25, 2007
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nertocious

Extreamly graphic material.
we've found a whole lot of nertocious info.
(nure-toe-shish)
by regardless devon victory May 18, 2010
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nertz

only used by old people. used instead of cursing, like saying shit, crap, fuck, etc. not real word but is commonly used by old ppl who dont like cursing
grandma: oh, Nertz!

me: what?
Grandma: i dropped my glasses
by raeray21 August 7, 2010
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Nerthing

Whatcha doin?

Nerthing
by dunker828 October 5, 2011
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