My dick fell off 

Is a meme that is used in joke

For example if someone says my dick fell off it mean most likely and hopefully a joke

My dick fell off by Yea I’ll frick a creeper October 26, 2019

get off my dick 

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

get off my dick by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

get off my dick 

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

get off my dick by get off my dick June 5, 2007

No skin off my dick 

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

No skin off my dick by borat412 October 12, 2010

Get off my dick 

stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!

Get off my dick by Double D1021 December 6, 2014

can you hop off my dick 

Can you stop bugging me

Clean your room

No can you hop off my dick

can you hop off my dick by Big Miami March 6, 2017

Get off my dick 

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

Get off my dick by New gen slang September 12, 2019