My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.
Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.
by jbarryd March 06, 2020
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hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.
Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.
by Willyummm July 30, 2010
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my hair's on fire

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.
Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!
by Hair's On Fire November 24, 2007
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Whip my hair

Tasha:hey Jessica Ryan and I are on our way to the library to study for the test this afternoon, do you wanna join us?
Jessica:sure, I just have to use the bathroom real quick to whip my hair.
Tasha:ok girl take your time.

Angelica:so I heard you and Nick hooked up last night after the party, how was he?
Sarah:pretty bad, he drank too much so he passed out.
Angelica:how long did he last?
Sarah:less than five minutes, I ended up just whipping my hair.
Angelica:I hate it when that happens
by Expierence Driver November 01, 2010
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biting my hair

when someone is annoying you and you are sick of there bs
girl 1-come on lets go
girl 2- will u just shut up, omg ur biting my hair!
by hudaklabesh November 12, 2008
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I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.
"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"
by Urbanbond May 03, 2014
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