Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude 

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "

Hide My Own Eggs by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

eggs in my basket 

A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.

1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you

3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you

5 eggs: dating

6 eggs: falling in love

7 eggs: in love

8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you

9 eggs: getting married

10 eggs: having kids

Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!

eggs in my basket by hollymaddygeorgie April 7, 2019

20 eggs often my dinner 

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

20 eggs often my dinner by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025