my dick so long

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

my dick so long by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

Get merch

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

Get merch

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Get merch

My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

My dick is stuck in the drawer by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

Get merch

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH by dontmindmyusernamebitch August 29, 2020

Get merch

My Dick In Soup

Has died

goddamn it man, I got My Dick In Soup. And they got kill credit too

My Dick In Soup by timdef214 April 25, 2021

Get merch

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

my dick is scary by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

Get merch

Shuffle