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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.
All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.
by flirt ninja March 29, 2015
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mucking crust

Aggressively eating vagina with the entire mouth until completion.
Ally told me gally was mucking crust all night until she completed.

Gally was mucking crust until ally’s completion.
by DuqD3Puck October 6, 2021
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munching box

It was one giant orgy went matt was munching box on the couch
by K-griff January 24, 2009
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mucking about

A generally British term for fooling around, wasting time, dilly dallying.
Mom: What're you doing? You have to get your college application in by Tuesday! Stop mucking about!
by Tizzi Colton August 11, 2009
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mucking barn

A reffrence too eating vagina-
Yo ahmed last night I was mucking barn like crazy

Mannn I wanna muck that bitches barn!!!
by mr bsrn muvk October 16, 2010
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Muckin' Bin

Andrew decided to muck Jenny's bin after a long sweaty hockey practice.

1. Andrew unzipped her pants, enjoyed the aroma of the exposed vagina, which inhibited his performance of muckin' bin.

2. Must be done long enough to ensure the web beneath your tongue is in excruciating pain the next morning.

Technique: Variety of different ways which include the Jawbreaker, the PleasureTreasure, the Dangling Worm, the Meat Grinder, or the Full Throttle Muck.
by MeatWallet April 15, 2009
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