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rooty toot insecure mother fucker 

This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.
Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!

See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!
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My Mother Fucker 

Nickname for "Dad"/"Father", since he is the fucker of our mother.
Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!

Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF

Burn the Mother Fucker DOWN 

A type of war cry used when revenge or justice of some kind is in order. Often used before someone finishes something other people started.
"I got fired last night. I'm goin' there tomorrow and imma burn that mother fucker DOWN!"

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch! 

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker

God damn mother fucker 

The worst possible kind of mother fucker. I.e. Rick Scott.
Rick Scott is a god damn mother fucker for making me take urine screenings!

mother flunker 

A loophole swearword for "motherfucker".
She called her teacher a mother flunker, and almost got away with it.
mother flunker by Aconiteum May 15, 2018