A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
by BlankCanvas742 November 27, 2021
by Daniel uce September 28, 2007
The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
by Oxford Flemming June 22, 2021
"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
by WSH51 November 13, 2011
receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.
me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...
by rupert12 May 23, 2024
A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).
by The urban brit November 15, 2023
by William2008 June 06, 2022