moostina

adjective: A moostina is a female who leads on an unsuspecting man by acting perky and or beanly, in a way that has the affected man driven crazy. Moostinas come in all shapes and sizes but you can immediately spot one from a mile away.

That Moostina over there led poor Ken on, now he's lost in the tinder abyss

by Rex Modene June 5, 2022

Mooticon

Mooticon refers to a lesbian African American female who typically practices traditional Buddism.

Mooticon loves science and sharing images to Discord of funny men wearing armbands with Buddist peace symbols on them.

by iABF December 31, 2021

mootie patootie

i call my mutuals or friends on tiktok mootie patootie mostly @michealaftonsfave on tiktok 🥺

"mootie patootie what is this"

by glamcockfreddy February 26, 2022

mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.

Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"

by James Jordan October 30, 2013

moosticles

The large nuts contained in the sack of a moose.

holy christ, check out those moosticles! they're bigger than my head for fuck's sake.

by tittlebee May 18, 2009

Mootits

A fat chick with saggy tits.

Guy 1: "MOOTITS!!!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: *points* "Right there, the fat one!"
Guy 2: "Eww, fucking gross."

by slipknot666x August 15, 2011

mootie

marijuana (New Orleans dialect)

Mentioned in the song 'Junko Podno', recorded by Dr John, Harry Connick, et al. In one verse it goes "If I had...a million dollars....I would grow me a big mootie farm."

by Carusoe July 31, 2007