Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009

taylor merchandise day

august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise

'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"

by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021

Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018