A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.

"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."

by psychobiological April 18, 2010

National Get a white monster day

You need to get a White monster and a white one only on November 15th

Karl: Oh my got it's November 15th give me your credit card

Jimmy: No why?

Karl: It's national get a white monster day

by hallooooo November 15, 2021

monster dildo

A huge fucking dildo

Regan used the monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010

Monster Dick

When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.

girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.

by rumblydawg July 10, 2009

monster donga

big cock

by vaseline April 23, 2003