piss monkeys

All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.

God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?

by XopsX June 12, 2003

Monkeypuss

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.

Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.

by Xent December 24, 2007

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

monkeypuss

Moe.

Moe is monkeypuss.

by Lucifer. Ish January 10, 2018

Pissing your money into the wind

spending money on alcohol even if you shouldn't drink

my parents kicked me out when i was pissing my money into the wind.

by Troy December 15, 2003