someone who partakes exclusively in something that is beyond busted, such as scavenging leslies back or just straight up being the dub. see tom orbison for more info
*the wreck mongs on leslies back while jacking off all over himself and eating a sammich hands-free style*
kid 1: damn that fuckin kids a monger
kid 2: you got that right, i heard that maggot eats 40 grand calories a day
wreck: what? who told u that... LIE
kid 1: damn that fuckin kids a monger
kid 2: you got that right, i heard that maggot eats 40 grand calories a day
wreck: what? who told u that... LIE
by peach butter fire April 12, 2005
As in "warmonger" or "peace monger." Also used to refer to someone who moves between, a free agent. May also be used as a verb.
by fuckboxword March 26, 2016
A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.
(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)
(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)
Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019
A person who is actively researching and on the prowl for sexual intercourse with a professional or otherwise. This mostly happens away from home in a foreign Country or City, but can happen right in your own town.
After dinner in Shanghai, we went online to do a little mongering before we found a place for a full service massage.
by Prodem February 2, 2011
Short for whore monger.
The easiest way to find a monger is to travel to Pattaya, Thailand where you will discover Australian, British and American "mongers" sitting in bars on Walking Street searching for woman or ladyboy's willing to in gage in sexual acts back at the mongers hotel room.
Monger's often abuse alcohol and struggle with attracting sexual partners back in their homelands.
The easiest way to find a monger is to travel to Pattaya, Thailand where you will discover Australian, British and American "mongers" sitting in bars on Walking Street searching for woman or ladyboy's willing to in gage in sexual acts back at the mongers hotel room.
Monger's often abuse alcohol and struggle with attracting sexual partners back in their homelands.
Johnny There is Something Happening is a Monger,
Karl's Thailand is a Monger and
Edward Sweeney is for sure a Monger
Karl's Thailand is a Monger and
Edward Sweeney is for sure a Monger
by TNP1990 August 27, 2022
by Lovely Fav February 3, 2020
Pronunciation: Mong(like bong)-er-- Monger
Typically used in Australian suburban settings, where one person will call someone who may have intellectual or other mental disabilities or disorders a monger. Often used figuratively and exaggeratively for someone who is simply doing something which you might imagine a brain-dead person lacking a conscious doing.
Often used on Paul Fenech's Australian TV Show Housos.
Typically used in Australian suburban settings, where one person will call someone who may have intellectual or other mental disabilities or disorders a monger. Often used figuratively and exaggeratively for someone who is simply doing something which you might imagine a brain-dead person lacking a conscious doing.
Often used on Paul Fenech's Australian TV Show Housos.
by (mostly) aussie slang ; September 2, 2022