A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
by Scrzabble October 18, 2020

by LickySticky August 30, 2023

A Rees-Mogg is the compound unit of stiffness and length derived from the factors required to clear the waterline of a toilet bowl.
by DreamIntoVoid September 18, 2022

by AlexTheGreger February 1, 2017

a group of boys (particularly from New Zealand) who are searching for truth and women on a lifelong quest
by yungdripper February 28, 2021
