A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
by Scrzabble October 18, 2020
Get the Jacob Rees-Moggmug. 
A Rees-Mogg is the compound unit of stiffness and length derived from the factors required to clear the waterline of a toilet bowl.
by DreamIntoVoid September 18, 2022
Get the Rees-Moggmug. matt-hey alex...lets go grab tacos
alex- no matt....im hungry for mogg
kat- yer...im the moggee
matt-ok then....you may kiss my shoe now alex
alex- ok....*kiss*
alex- no matt....im hungry for mogg
kat- yer...im the moggee
matt-ok then....you may kiss my shoe now alex
alex- ok....*kiss*
by afro turtle September 22, 2003
Get the moggmug. “Mum, the toilet is blocked”
“Use your Mogg to unblock it, it’s already covered in crap and only good for one purpose”
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“I’m looking for something to clean my toilet with”
“What you need is a Mogg, madam. They come in white, old white, whiter than white so you can really see the crap on them”
“Use your Mogg to unblock it, it’s already covered in crap and only good for one purpose”
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“I’m looking for something to clean my toilet with”
“What you need is a Mogg, madam. They come in white, old white, whiter than white so you can really see the crap on them”
by Jacob reese mogg’s mum March 28, 2022
Get the Moggmug. an unknown word created by a group of hot men in their quest to not only discover the meaning of the word’s existence, but also their own.
by yungdripper February 28, 2021
Get the moggmug.