milfita

Mother I'd Like to Fuck in the Ass.

Shit, Heather Locklear is a Milfita.

by Fuck Off July 26, 2004

Milaina

A girl with irresistible bedroom eyes

Person 1 : Did you see that girls eyes?
Person 2: Yeah, they're such a Milaina

by Xenonxdrt September 17, 2017

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Milfnap

Usually used by milf hunters when they are about to kidnap, because it's not a kid.
Ps : don't ask me why i know this shit.

Milfhunter 1 : hehe boi, it's bouta go down.
Milfhunter 2 : oh no no no, are we milfnapping that hoe?

by SinOfWrath5 November 13, 2020

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

milfinated

A womanwho is a milf
A woman who looks like a milf

That Lady is milfinated
You think shes milfinated?

by Hitty_15 September 2, 2008

MILFITA

Mom I'd Like to F*ck in the Ass.

Bro, she's not just a Milf! Did you see her ass! She's a MILFITA!

by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016