Middleton

Anyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason.
It can also be used as a verb to middleton.

Ex.
1) Did you see that guy totally middleton the otherday?
2) Hey do you want to go middleton it is way too hot out today!

by nyamachoma September 26, 2011

Middletown, CA

Small ass town where everyone knows you, your family, and your business...usually a quarter or more of the town is related, also a definite hick town :)

Amazing football team :P

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to Middletown, CA?"
Person 2: "What's that?!"
Person 1: "Small ass hick town"
Person 2: "FUCK THAT!"

by Mtown Girl :) March 19, 2011

Middletown Masher

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

by BJ76 September 24, 2005

Middletown Middle School

A bunch of white ass kids acting like they are from the hood.

“Bro u can’t say the n word, ur white”
“ I got the n slip”
That’s Middletown Middle School for u.

gfy.

by DisSoupLover February 8, 2019

Middletown high school north

Big joke, I'd rather have a ton of bricks fall on me then get up every morning and go to that dive. North blows. During class chaing you can go through the halls and talk to upwards of 1650 of the most idiotic individuals ever. In addition we have a ruler like hitler because our decrepit principal hurt herself during a fire drill, how I don't know, firedrills aren't serious anyway. The dude harasses all of the decent individuals rather then confronting real issues like crack heads that make our school a disgrace. Middletown North makes me want to puke, the stupid cameras only watch some hallways, so e slums of the 1300 hallway is completely unwatchable, except by some old security guard who is a huge joke to. He wears aviator sunglasses like he's in the FBI. The teachers are idiots too, sometimes they assign stupid projects and just grade you based on how much they like you! MHSN blows. Especially the gym classes where the teachers suck!

Administrative Nazi: You, don't do that! I'm the god of Middletown High School Northand you listen to me

Student: I'm just reading and walking...

Administrative Nazi: Referall for open defiance

Lowlife: yo! Who wants some dope?

Student: Aren't you gonna write him up?

Administrative Nazi: No, that's to much work! But you get another one because in Christ.

by I<3 giants 1995 November 9, 2011

Middletown High School North

A High School that basically consists of stupid rules, annoying teachers, and bomb threats. Our football team sucks and the cheerleaders could play better. Everyone underestamates each other, and we have fights everyday. Our water bottles get taken away and you get written up for everything. There's a mini "hood" in our school. Its right by the language section. Rumors fly, and supposedly we are in the guiness book of records for having the most bomb threats <3

holmdel student : where do you go to school?

Me : Middletown High School North

holmdel student : oh okay. you are in the guiness book of records right?!

Me : No.

by Jenna Benna September 4, 2008

Tyler Middleton

A thiccc annoying, starbucks loving bitch who has to much time, crocs and money.

A type of moron who never shuts the hell up about how mosquitos are the only beings who thinks he’s a SNACK. A man once walked into a local starbucks and said to the barista " hey can I get a venti tyler middleton?" And she said "GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Common words. Me, That’s Me, I’m Quaking, I’m Shooketh. Common Sentences . Oh My Lanta, I may be anorexic but do I put down the shovel?

by Bambini991 hates milk August 19, 2018