A strong charming man who treats his girlfriend like a goddess. He goes to the gym for most of his free time so good luck trying to see him. He can bench 135, and is most likely over 6’0.
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The physical and sexual act of inserting live cockroaches into the anus to help reach climax. The small and fast legs of the cockroach tickle the inside of the anus giving a heightened sense of pleasure.
Person 1: "Last night I partook in a nice metzling session."
Person 2: Dude are you sure you don't just have a roach infestation? "
Person 2: Dude are you sure you don't just have a roach infestation? "
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Damn did you see The Screamer and Meth Head Mike warming up today? They are gold medalist in the Methlympics.
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