Methmedicals

A group of utensils that one keeps to ensure that he/she does not contract the common cold virus (corona virus). Pipe, bong, rigs, boofer, tooter.

Dude, you got any methmedicals.

by Puddin622 January 18, 2021

Methmatician

A person who does their Meth financial accounts

That meth-head isn't broke from their habit coz their math is good, deadset Methmatician!

by anonymous July 9, 2021

Methmatics

The mistaken belief that the best way to recoup lost money from a poorly thought out business is to further invest money into the same model.

“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”

Yeah sure I will invest in your crack dealing business, the methmatics are clear, there is no way we will lose everything.

by Cracky mc crackhead August 2, 2024