metabolism

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism

by usaf0403 December 26, 2005

Metabolism

An excuse a small person does for being skinny

Eyy yo fam, Why you barely eating anything?
I'm eating tons of food it's my metabolism

by Vronnzy April 26, 2021

Mentabolism

the sum of all the natural and spiritual processes
by which a living human mind takes up and converts
into its own proper substances
the nutritive inputs available to it,
or by which it transforms its components
into other substances, forms, or states
which are fitted for some special purpose.

Sustaining an active and useful mentabolism is a lifestyle.

by mhr May 9, 2005

fast Metabolism

U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u

Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Mentabolism

How the mind affects the body, and how the body affects the mind.

"Look how Mary's blush causes an embarrassed change in her Mentabolism." or "Looking directly at John provokes his Mentabolic anger."

by Bob Baerresen January 17, 2006

meTABolism

Refers to how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.

Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

meTABolism

Refers to either (1) how quickly/effectively a particular person's bloodstream processes the sugary cocktail from soft drinks, or (2) how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.

Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020