Metroid

Parasitic lifeform that leeches onto it's host and drains the life of said host. Found on the planet SR-388.

The metroid attached to my sac and now I'm sterile.

by Hackfest July 16, 2008

Metroided

To have all of the abilities, equipment, powerups, etc, removed from a character in a videogame. Often happens at the start, or just before the start, of the game. Occasionally happens in the mid-to-late stages, but usually doesn't last for long. The term comes from the game, Metroid, where a player is usually stripped of all powers just before the game starts, forcing a long and difficult (though actually enjoyable) journey though the planet/space-station to recollect the various abilities you had at the beginning, so that you might destroy the final boss.

A: "I don't like the Metroid games for one reason."
B: "Oh?"
A: "You get Metroided."
B: "Oh."

by Fenixius September 6, 2007

Meteorology

A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.

"I'm going to school for meteorology"

"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"

"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"

"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"

by Noaa February 5, 2009

meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.

That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.

by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

Memoroid

Noun. A contraction of memory and hemorrhoid. Bad memories, as in memories that are a pain in the ass.

"I just saw my X-boyfriend and it gave me the worst case of memoroids."

by Wreybies June 22, 2009

Metroid Prime

An excelent game for the Nintendo Game Cube platform and an excellent homage to the meny previous games in the series. While the game is different in control and appearance (being set in an immersive 3d world) it fully captures the feel and greatness of the other 2d platform games in the series.

Metroid Prime is easily one of the greatest games to be released on the Game Cube.

by Jumper5 April 19, 2003

Metroid Prime

One of the greatest games of all time. A game that Xbox owners bash because they don't understand that you need to have em all to play all the greats. Most people don't, but it's true.

Metroid Prime ROXXORZ!!!111!!1!

by Sexxxy Rex January 22, 2003