The unintentional act of being distracted while attempting to meditate due to the realization that you are, are not, or should be meditating. Also refers to excessive self-awareness and self-consciousness pertaining either to one's mind or body, occurring during or interfering with successful meditation practices. Common in persons meditating for the first or second time, or who don't believe in or agree with the premise of meditation. Sometimes accompanied by or triggered by embarrassment about the fact that they are meditating.
Ex 1: Whenever I finally started to relax and lose myself in the meditation exercises, I would think, "Ok, it's working now!" This metatation always caused me to lose my hard-won focus.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.
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1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.
2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.
1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.
2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.
1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”
Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”
2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”
Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”
2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”
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To be fully immersed in the supreme style of music, you must first complete the ritual of Metaltation.
by c fish October 28, 2006
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I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.
by filmzillz May 21, 2012
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