ménage à un

A ménage à un is the art of self satisfaction aka masturbation.

"I'm going to go blow off some sexual tension and have a ménage à un."

by Koney May 6, 2009

menage a deux

Deep or soulful Intimacy between two people

Menage A Deux is Two Lovers Having Private And Passionate Sex

by guesswho1989 September 17, 2013

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 4, 2021

drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.

"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."

by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010

Ménage à twin

The act of having intercourse or sexual relations with a set of twins.

Mike is fucking Brittany and Erica in the smush room; a true ménage à twin.

by lbeesntdeirx August 23, 2011

Menage Artois

Getting fucked on stong continental lagers.

It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois...

by mixmage June 11, 2007

Ménage à call

A dirtier way to say three-way calling.

Frank to Joe and Sam: "Is it gay that we're on a ménage à call right now?"

by Bug Man! Buggin' it out! June 1, 2009