The dog in the meathouse

The penis in the vagina.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

Meanhole

The asshole who is mean also is mean hole.

don't be fucking meanhole all the time!

by Eric'son August 9, 2018

the dog in the meathouse

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.

WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

Menthols

The best cigarettes on the mother fucking planet. None that pussy shit.

I was having such a nic fit, I almost stuck a dude at the TC.
"Niggy, gimme yo fuckin' menthols!"

by NIggANUNO April 4, 2009

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 13, 2004

Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

by Grinder100 October 12, 2009

get that dog out the meathouse

It means that your underwear and pants have recessed into the butt crack and it has formed a noticeable line in said clothing, viewable by all.

Dude 1: Damn dude, get that dog out the meathouse!
Dude 2: Well quit looking.

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007