Mascot body

A man or woman's body type where they have big hips and thighs, and a large, dumpy ass, like an animal mascot for a sports team. Sometimes their head can appear too small for their body, given their huge bottom section.

I'm sure you've seen people like this. They look like a person in a Yogi Bear suit, or a team mascot, because the bottom half of their body is too big, compared to their head.

"That woman in the Accounting Department has a Mascot Body."

by mftmark November 20, 2009

marcotee

A medium sized, middle- aged man. Marco is a common name for men over 40, who has a fairly wide stomach. Name originated from older men who resemble the figure of a manatee.

Wow, that sure is a Marcotee down on the beach of Puerto Rico. Have you seen that beer belly?

by iguanaspecial22 May 11, 2018

Marcotism

Political ideology.

It stands for the fact that persons named Marco are always right.

No matter what Marco says, he is right. Even if everyone think it is wrong.

The leader of such ideological movement must be named Marco.

Guy 1: Mars is smaller than the Sun

Marco: No, it is bigger

Guy 1: No, that's wrong.

Marco: It's not wrong because I say so and I'm the marcotist leader. Marcotism says that I'm always right.

Guy 1: Damn you're right.

by Marcotism leader December 9, 2019

Meaty Mancotti

The aftermath of a nightlong sexual encounter with a yeast infected vagina

Even though I knew I'd have a Meaty Mancotti there was no resisting a crack at that pussy

by anklespankspermbank September 24, 2009

mascot wife

an average looking middle aged wife who delights in bringing cheer to her husband and her home.

He could have had one of a dozen trophy wifes but instead he waited for the love of a true friend. He waited for his mascot wife.

by HipNanny April 9, 2011

Mascot

A girl who rewards sports players with sexual favors for a game well played.

Our mascot Julie will take good care of us for our win on Friday; jake will get a special favor for being the top scorer.

by jacquedaniels October 19, 2008

Mascot Horror

aka "Kiddie Horror", or "Kiddypasta" Is a sub genre from internet horror, and has been around for quite some time, though it could be argued that FNAF pioneered the sub genre to popularity in 2015. It is used to describe either a game, movie, creepypasta, or horror franchise that pertains to younger audiences such as young Gen Z's and Alphas. Where as older generations wouldn't necessarily find them scary, rather seeing them as more edgy and cringeworthy, sometimes even laughably bad to the point where they wonder how some find this stuff creepy. This is because younger generations tend to be more emotionally susceptible to edgier content than others, and usually develop connections with them as part of brain development. In other words, they're retarded (with their emotions). Some examples of mascot horror such as FNAF, Bendy, Poppy Playtime, & Hello Neighbor usually contain content that is very recognizable and appealing towards these younger individuals mainly due to the cartoonish design of the characters, which is a crucial element in mascot horror. Other types of mascot horror such as Slender, Squid Games, and Siren Head weren't necessarily child friendly to begin with but as time went by, mainstream media has transformed these once horrifying icons so poorly to the point where they aren't even regarded as scary anymore. Despite the name, "mascot" refers to the fact that each mascot horror franchise contains a main notable character, whether it be good or bad.

Youtuber: Hey guys welcome to my 2 hour long video essay of why this mascot horror franchise is failing!

by FungusMan January 18, 2023