May 9

Grab every nigga In Yonkers dick

Can’t wait till May 9th

by Gabbyxmarie May 9, 2019

May 9

Release date of Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. It is a national holliday.

Person 1- "Hey dude, it's may 9th!"
Person 2- "Happy birthday Feel good inc!"

by kiwster May 9, 2020

May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

May 9

the day a badbitch Taurus was born

yooo that girl is born on may 9, you already know she lit

by mocevn October 22, 2019

May 9

OG people are born on this day

Karl: AYO! What’s riley’s birthday?
Stevo: May 9
Karl: Yooo! riley is an OG

by theurban-er November 30, 2021

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022