May 29

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

by koaladrip May 29, 2021

May 29

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

by sidnkssbdisjs November 2, 2019

May 29

International suck off your bf's bully day

Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh

by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021

May 29

When a Mexican won’t go to sleep brcause he wants to win even though he knows he won’t. Typically over a game

On MAY 29 this Mexican names bot wouldn’t sleep

by Bored hours May 29, 2021

May 29, 2006

The birthdate of the most kind, most amazing, most beautiful, most talented, most hilarious, and most caring person ever. This person born on this day is an angel and someone you wish you can hold in their arms for a long time, and someone who takes your breath away in everything they do. They are incredibly special and they are most definitely someone who will make your day whenever you are feeling low and will never leave your side. You feel very lucky to be around this person

So May 29, 2006 is your special day?
Yep, it sure is!
Can't wait to celebrate it with you!

by mattmattmattmatttttttttttt6777 May 3, 2022

May 29 2006

If you are born May 29 2006 you are the best persom ever. You are funny, smart, handsome, strong, you are just magnificent.

Girl: You know Jake is so handsome, smart and funny
Girl 2: It’s because he’s born in May 29 2006
Girl: I would totally fuck him

by dezze313 July 8, 2020

Friday May,22 - Friday May,29

BFF HOLIDAY!!!!!!!! Appreciate your bff these few days cuz this is the BEST TIME to do it

hey its may 26 its bff holiday lets hang out! ( Friday May,22 - Friday May,29 )

by doge_doggos May 19, 2020