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Cuntraggius Maximus

The highest level of "cuntrag" status. Not to be confused with cuntraggius minoris, someone who is still a cuntrag but not nearly as much as someone who is defined as a CUNTRAGGIUS MAXIMUS.

It will often be shortened to "raggius", especially when in use in public.
Dude, that girl at the bar last night who rejected me was a Cuntraggius Maximus.
by Dr. Clitoris November 1, 2010
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Skepticus Maximus

To be skeptical of something, to the maximum degree.
I am skepticus maximus of this chocolate milk.
by JuliaMarie July 25, 2010
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Stimulationous Maximus

(Noun) When an individual, under the influence of marijuana, induces sensory bombardment and exceeds the brain's finite capacity for sensory input. The brain's ability to filter specific negative stimuli is non-operational resulting in a chaotic increase of irrational sensory analyzation. The individual may feel that he/she is at the mercy of the weed, as if poisoned by skewed perceptions of reality.

Frequently caused by inability to achieve Marinationous Maximus. Entailed by excessive visual, auditory, and sensory stimulation.
Stoner 1: Dude, this is way too much. You're dog is plotting against us.

Stoner 2: (Stoner 2 grasps Stoner 1) For the love of God, make this Stimulationous Maximus stop.
by Pi Ups April 26, 2010
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Marius

Seomone who has a big sex
-Omg look at his dick it’s huge

-yeah I know it must be a marius
by Marius69 August 29, 2018
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Maximus Cannabis

Name of a well known California Marijuana Horticulturist who advanced the concept of blending modern organic additives with "old school" organic processes to grow some of the more potent yet 100% organic product available. His emphasis is on quality, not quantity.
Bud from Maximus Cannabis is always sure to please.
by Maximus Cannabis October 10, 2010
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Circus Maximus

A series of men circle jerking the "clitoris maximus" after realizing they had actually run into their friend from high school.
Guy 1: Bruhh, is that Eureka?
Guy 2: Down, don't you recognize your friend from high school?
Guy 1: Oh shit I guess I have to do the Circus Maximus.
by lk247 August 8, 2023
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chedlan maximus

by mjauuu August 7, 2018
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