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San Marino

The most racially weird city in the world. San Marino mostly consists of incredibly white people or asians (most Chinese) with the occassional Eastern Indian. Also known as 'Chan Marino'.
Person 1 - "Chan Marino, oops i mean San Marino high just got a new football feild."

Person 2 - "What do they use it for? Ping Pong tournaments?"
San Marino by holla@me July 17, 2006
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The sexiest mf alive has a monster cock has hoes on him left and right and athletic asf
Hey that’s a Maurio 😍
maurio by Eric all ok am April 24, 2021

Dan Marino

Miami Dolphins quarterback for 17 seasons. Without a doubt the best quarterback in history. Posessed the quickest release known to man. Would read defenses like a hawk and would consistantly have phenominal seasons. A true champion and an incredible competitor.
Mr. Marino is definitely superior to all quarterbacks to have played the game including the over-rated Joe Montana, which by the way had a running game and a defense to help him get his Super Bowl rings.
Dan Marino by Isabel April 19, 2005

Dan Marino

he was quarterback for the Miami Dolphins from 1983-1999. he was the best pure passer in the game. he's arguably the greatest quarterback of all time. he owns every major quarterback record in the NFL, and is at least in the top 10 of most of the other QB records. he only went to the superbowl once and lost in 1984. however, for 17 seasons he never complained or asked to be traded despite the fact that his team had no other playmaker other than him, no running game, and no defense. he's second in career wins with 147 (john elway had 148).
if dan marino was on the 49ers instead of joe montana, he would have won every superbowl in the 80s.

if dan marino had terrell davis in the backfield like john elway did, there'd be no reason to have an NFL season in the 90s.

don't let anyone say marino wasn't a clutch performer. no QB in nfl history has more game-winning or game-tying drives coming in the last 2 minutes than number 13.
Dan Marino by paki December 17, 2004
A person, most likely from a big Italian family, who takes life and makes the most out of it. We take nothin from NOBODY. The girls are great and the guys are cool, and no matter what, family comes first.
"Can you imagine if we didn't have the Marino's as neighbors?... FORGETABOUTIT!"
Marino by Belladonna Marino March 22, 2009

dirty marino 

You pull out right before cumming and tell the girl to go long( 2 feet), like u were playing football. You then "pass" ur cum and she tries to catch it in her mouth to complete the pass.
Dude, I tried the Dirty Marino with Sylvia last night, but the pass was intercepted by Mary.
dirty marino by FUNNY December 1, 2004