Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Matcha lawnmower

Similar to an Mexican lawnmower, the Macha lawnmower includes the yanking of anal beads from your rectum after a long period of time. The twist is that before hand of the yanking, you eat food dye or vegetables of a green hue to simulate that Matcha color in your feces. Then of course you yank the anal beads out of the person of submission and the person's feces will be the color and perhaps the consistency of Matcha, simultaneously also perhaps causing a shit peacock. this practice is safe within reason of BDSM, shame to a Macha lawnmower just make sure the cleanup is effective, and the after care is affectionate.

Frat kid I: " Yo, i just got my tail yanked by this softdom mommy."

Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"

by funxey_pls April 18, 2025

MATCHA YAY

Every Friday is the day throughout the weekday where a wife's husband buys her matcha VENTI SIZEEEEEE

Wife: do you know what day it is?
Husband: what is it?

wife: MATCHA YAYY

by wakakakakakakakakakakkaa July 31, 2025

Matcha Fatigue

Matcha fatigue, used to express the feeling of exhaustion of seeing “matcha tea” or hearing it be mentioned on online usually on performative males post but can be subject to non performative behavior, just relates to feeling exhausted by hearing or see it be mentioned.

Have you seen JJ’s new post with him holding the matcha ?

Yes I have, but the matcha fatigue is really starting to hit me 🫩…

by SuperKitty27 September 29, 2025