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mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .
Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself
by Newbies February 27, 2019
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mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012
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Mastering Debation

The name of a class aimed to teach the student how to excel at debation.
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by Engwish teacha March 23, 2011
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mastering it

Doing it perfectly
by Los dos August 15, 2021
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mixing and mastering

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.
"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017
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shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.
"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009
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geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
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