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boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.
I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!
by blake allen June 24, 2008
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boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.
The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.
by blake allen June 24, 2008
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Coat Hanger Masterbater

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"
by ashley November 13, 2004
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Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!
by williampoop23 March 29, 2009
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masterbatical

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!
I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!
by Dieseltime March 2, 2018
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masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.
The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.
by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024
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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021
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