mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005

Mary Poppins

Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.

"My car broke down so I have to Mary Poppins it into work today." or "Dude, did you see that Mary Poppins on your way in this morning? "

by segoots14 June 23, 2015

merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

Mary Poppins Titties

Titties that are perfect in everyway.

Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!

by Whiptastic Handling December 30, 2008

merry poppins

An overly happy female acquaintence who loves to "pop in" unexpectedly.

Merry Poppins dropped in for some cherry poppin'.

by Max Johnson June 11, 2006

Mary Poppins

A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.

Mike shoves an umbrella down Paul's Throat

Mike: Thats for not selling me your Reading Railroad Bitch! You just got a Mary Poppins!

Paul: (Says nothing because he just got Mary Poppins-ed"

by xwasteofdeathx October 9, 2007

merry poppins

a common phrase to wish someone a joyful sex-experience

-Claire and Thomas sure had some merry poppins last night

-hey, I hope you have a merry poppins with your girlfriend tonight

by veiolet da masta February 27, 2011