marf

The sound a hairlip dog makes when it barks.

"...marf, marf, MARF!!!"

by Beavis_H_Christ April 9, 2004

marf

To vomit, as in when one has had too many shots of cheap tequila or equivalent substance.

Dude, did you see _____ last night? After $2 rail night at the Virginian, she marfed all over herself!

by The Pebble December 4, 2003

Marf

A beloved character on social networks that has begun to replace Pepe both as an avatar and source for memes

Sometimes employed in an accusatory fashion to denigrate other social media users , for example , " You're Marf"

Other usage : Marfed

" I'm so addicted to Marf memes that I'm Marfed" . Example 2 : " Heather , Matthew and Richard can't stop making Marfs , they are Marfed "

by SonicJams December 13, 2019

Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.

Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.

by Torbert November 9, 2018

Marf

A man scarf

Hey dude, that marf looks really great with your outfit.

by tkay14 January 13, 2013

Marf

For when someone says something through text and you want to convey laughter. An alternative to "LMFAO" or "lol"

Friend: *something funny*
Me: Marf

by ElBarden January 31, 2020

MARF

MARF: (Noun, Abbreviation) mahr-f: A derogatory term employed to describe those engaging in outdoor recreational activities in a manner inconsistent with experienced hobbyists, especially while doing so with self-promotional motives. A memetic epithetical acronym abbreviating 'Mis-Adventurous Recreational Fuckery.'

The MARF was gored by a bison attempting to take a selfie while disregarding established wildlife viewing protocols.

by itsme_101 December 12, 2020