Maplegood

The better side of maplewood new jerey

yo, i live in maplegood not maplehood

by hahahafunnyperson October 20, 2010

maplewood kids

kids primarily from maplewood middle school who are not as cool, popular and/or accepted as much as the south orange kids (kids primarily having gone to south orange middle school).

it's really not a suprise that the maplewood kids didnt get into the party considering they just don't make the social standards.

by naomor daltgan July 30, 2008

maplewood malden

Maplewood is a gang originated in Malden, Ma in the linden/maplewood area. They are known to be armed and dangerous and move drugs thru malden since the late 1990s. Most of them ared either in jail dead or moved on as men in life. The young generation Mdubz/Ldub are feared all over malden and schools. gunz drugs and violence make them feared. they hangout in the bowdoin linden maplewood areas. These kids have been terrorizing 'the den' since the raid of 2013 when the older original mdubz were arrested. they are disrespectful and dont care about no one besides their "dubs'. They have allies in the crip gangs in Lynn and Lowell. Feared in many jails county and upstate. These kids shoot at out of town kids all the time for the simple fact that its Malden life. Rivals of this organization are unknown. I see these kids all over maplewood sq and linden looking over their shoulders every two seconds and summer time is just not safe with these kids on the loose.

maplewood malden demons Feared in malden / linden area /maplewood

by MPD May 12, 2017

Maplewood Maple Leafs

A team that participates in the D-leauge at All American Inline Hockey center. The team consists of a bunch of rink rats who all met each other at Maplewood roller-plex. The team was formed after all members agreed that their grinder styles would combine perfectly for the ultimate inline experiance. Charecteristics of a Maple Leaf consist of, not being afraid to drop the gloves no matter who the opponent is, all ways willing to shot block whether it be laying down in the low slot(just like we all learn at the bantum age level) or standing infront of a slap shot from the point, always wear mission pants when playing inline and occasionally on the weekend because of the neat graphic designs, and foul-mouthed-tobacco-feinds.

Al McCenis: who are those danglers up at maplewood who try to drop the gloves with me when i board them?
Random Grown-ass man who wheres Mission pants: Those are the Maplewood Maple Leafs, some of the most fearless fucks around.

by Al McCenis February 2, 2010

maplewood/south orange kids

A term used to refer to the teens living in maplewood and south orange, New Jersey. They all think they're hot shit and the two neighboring towns' teens get off on arguing about which of the two towns is better, when really they both suck equally. The parties are lame, the people are fake, and the weed isn't anything special. Basically these kids walk around in the park at night smoking and thinking they're all mega-hipsters.

Jay: You those maplewood/south orange kids are such posers.

Mack: Yea, total douchebags.

by justmoved December 9, 2010

maplehood

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested

get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood

by mark July 8, 2004

mapleboarding

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. mapleboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.

The RCMP uses mapleboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by The mapleboarder August 2, 2021