Gauntlet to Manhood

Upon his 18th birthday, the boy must endure a submission-wrestling gauntlet of 3 rounds.

The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.

There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.

If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.

Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".
"Dude my 18th birthday is this weekend!"

"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"

"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."
by BadEar November 11, 2009
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Steamy Manhood

When you get home from a hot day at work and you unzip your jeans and BAM! Out comes your steamy manhood.
When tim saw bill unzip his pants he stated" thats some steamy manhood there!" bill blushed :)
by Big T May 03, 2004
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3 F's of Manhood

Find them, fuck them, forget them. Many men will say they go by this standard, however it is usually those that say they stick to this standard that have never touched a female in their lives.
Peter: Dude I think I love her.
Virgin: Dude love? Why don't you just stick to the 3 F's of manhood? Like myself.
Peter: Shut up you have never even had sex in your life.
by Mikol Cee. March 31, 2008
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Service My Manhood

To provide sexual pleasure. Usually used to request a blow job or hand job, but can also mean full on secksi tyme.
After Baptist Revival Camp, I asked Julie to service my manhood, to which she eagerly complied.
by ThaBigCheesy October 08, 2010
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losing his manhood

the act of becoming the complete opposite of what defines a man:

1. dancing and singing along to underage korean girl band songs.

2. saul lee all the time.

3. see 1 and 2.
man, why is saul always losing his manhood?
by Conan Jen April 06, 2008
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i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man
by ERnie June 22, 2004
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manhood snatcher

A man, who by his actions against other men, steals the essence of what defines those men as men.
I tell you man, Lincoln is a manhood snatcher. He just grabbed Tim’s air conditioner like it was his own. The man didn’t just take his cold air, he snatched his fucking manhood bro!!!
by Macktown February 22, 2021
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