Malaysia

A country which was an absolute shithole where Malays were given huge advantages, where the prime minister got a random donation of 4 million dollars, where freedom of speech didn’t exist, where human rights weren’t a thing. However, it’s people joined together and voted for a second independence: an independence from the embarrassment of UMNO. Maybe Malaysia has a shot at not being a complete mess.

“Malaysia, Truly Asia”

by Red Rising Sun Bloom Queen October 27, 2018

Malaysian Milk bath

When a heated man cums in a medium sized bath tub and he gets his partner to milk her titties. The cum and milk get mixed with the mans penis and they both sit in the tub and wash off.

Want a Malaysian milk bath??

by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017

Malaysian Flu

Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.

Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.

by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009

Malaysia Flight 370

A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.

Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'

by Big Gay Mike December 1, 2014

Malaysian Crop Duster

When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.

Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!

Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)

by Jaynation_103 June 8, 2017

malaysia

The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so.

The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.

by Mamaturtle January 19, 2005

malaysia

Often touted by its proud citizens as a "developed developing country." Indeed, perhaps the most developed country in Southeast Asia (if you discount a certain city-state...) Yet in reality, Malaysia is no more than the angry, ugly, poor sister who mistakenly kicked out Singapore in the 1960s -- understandably so, given all the tools there (then and NOW). But alas, things were not meant to be...

(Great food though!)

Non-Malaysian: Oh Malaysia! I hear the beaches are beautiful over there in Bali.

Malaysian: Malaysia is NOT Indonesia. Malaysia is a DEVELOPED developing nation while Indonesia is a poor, corrupt third world country --

Non-Malaysian: Oh.

by hkcajai September 4, 2005