1. Lazy sob who complains that its to cold outside to run to the post office.
2. Buys a lot of computer gear and still blows at counter-strike.
3. Will roofie you.
4. Has a 85 year old grandma.
2. Buys a lot of computer gear and still blows at counter-strike.
3. Will roofie you.
4. Has a 85 year old grandma.
by gapped May 25, 2009
Get the Maksimmug. A Chadcel (refer Chadcel definition) who became the way he is typically from a rejection that occured around childhood.
Spends his time on LooksMaxx forums and constantly flexes his jawline in any social interaction. Lacks the basic conceptual knowledge of speaking to women so he projects his angst on the internet and uses the gym as an outlet.
Spends his time on LooksMaxx forums and constantly flexes his jawline in any social interaction. Lacks the basic conceptual knowledge of speaking to women so he projects his angst on the internet and uses the gym as an outlet.
"OMG Brock kept texting weird shit to me last night!"
"Block him he's a Maksim, stop walking around by yourself at night from now on!"
"Block him he's a Maksim, stop walking around by yourself at night from now on!"
by CanIPleaseBeWhite December 5, 2019
Get the Maksimmug. by archer sucks March 21, 2021
Get the Maksim Macleanmug. The hottest Dancing with the Stars (a TV show) pro ever! The Bad Boy of the Ballroom! Gotta love him!
Jan: OMG Dancing with the Stars is on!
Sandy: Oh, yay! I love Maks, don't you?
Jan: Yeah, he's so hot!
Patrica: Do you know who Maksim Chmerkovskiy is?
Sue: The sexy Ukranian dancer?
Patrica: yeah, isn't he hot!
Sandy: Oh, yay! I love Maks, don't you?
Jan: Yeah, he's so hot!
Patrica: Do you know who Maksim Chmerkovskiy is?
Sue: The sexy Ukranian dancer?
Patrica: yeah, isn't he hot!
by I <3 Maks! April 7, 2011
Get the Maksim Chmerkovskiymug. a couple super bad together but they are super cute though. they have to much sex together if you ever find them hide.
by IDoNotSayBlahBlahBlah May 14, 2019
Get the maksim and stellamug. A really handsome man with a lot of energy. Very charismatic. Everyone loves Maksim. He loves belly buttons. Very big tendency to go bisexual though and sometimes going for men and kissing men as well. We all need a Maksim in our lives!
Maksim is going for the belly button again!
by Maksimlovers November 24, 2021
Get the Maksimmug. Sexy guy with a bad Boy personality but great heart. Successful and married family man. Loves motorcycles and bushy cats. Peak male performance. Literal perfection. Really fun to be around and can always make you laugh.
He is so Maksim every womans dream.
He is so Maksim every womans dream.
by Karina69 April 7, 2022
Get the Maksimmug.