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Mangina

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A man who's best interests are based on feminine subjects and usually has been raised by his mum to "Worship" women. Although these may sound like good qualities, you may feel like you are with another girl, which is why females don't tend to pick "Mangina's" as their partner.
Jess: Are you going out Andrew again?
Sara: Nah, he's such a mangina.
by boredreader101 January 18, 2011
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Manina

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Manina is going to be either Russian or Asian if she is Russian she will be tall and if she is asain she's short. Manina is a work of art to she is without a doubt pretty and Manina is hella sweet like super nice and super funny. Shes going to be one of the most coolest people you know and if you have her as a friend your one of the lucky ones.
Shit I wish I was a Manina
I want Manina to be my girl
by Freeledy May 11, 2019
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Mangina

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Similar to a White Knight or a Simp. These types of men place pussy on a pedestal. No matter how unaccountable a woman may be for her whorish or dysfunctional actions, these men feel that they can do no wrong. They are also overemotional.
Damn, we all know she fucked mad dudes but this mangina capes up for her no matter what smh.
by PillCosby3 September 21, 2015
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That's a very huge mangina u got there. That's right I said mangina... not vagina... Joshua Oakley's one is super loose... Just like his ass crack...
by Jstarbadboy March 23, 2017
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Manginapocalypse

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The ever-accelerating pandemic that is overly-affectionate, under-masculine, all-round needy and obsessive men.

The turn-tide whereby women have assumed a detached, casual approach to relationships, leaving men susceptible to high levels of discarded estrogen and emotion; the domino effect of such an imbalance results in the widespread infection of almost all men in the modern-day woman's life.
Mandy: "Why are all the men in my life acting like little bitches?!"

Sandy: "Your lady-balls are too big. Best watch the notebook and cry about nothing before we have a full-scale manginapocalypse on our hands."
by Lou135 November 9, 2012
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Mangina

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Descriptive term used by passive gay men to describe their butt. Claiming it to be their version of a vagina. Mixing of words - man and vagina - gina = mangina
Hey, wanna come play with my mangina
by Mike Bang September 14, 2018
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MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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