macaulay

a person with beautiful eyes and long eyelashes ( thats not the only thing thats long tho) also lovely hair and very funny did i mention massive d*ck

" Damn macaulay's d*ck is so big it drags on floor. "

by fifiaram June 06, 2023

Macaulay

Massive stud with giant dick loves doggy

Look how hot Macaulay is

by Macaulay Ryder January 06, 2022

Macaulay Culkin

The masturbatory act one performs only and just because is home alone.

- What did you do on Friday?
- I had no money to go out and my parents went to a funeral outside the city, so I just went for a good 'ol Macaulay Culkin.

by Asthmaticdancer April 14, 2020

The Macaulay Culkin

When your having sex with a girl or guy(whatever your into) pull out before you but an blow it in your hand rub them together and slap partner on each side of the face.

Dude I did The Macaulay Culkin to this girl last night.

by The funnyman May 22, 2013

Macaulay Caulkening

when you make the funny :o face he does and it be like

the funny joke made me start Macaulay Caulkening!

by devin ddez nut November 02, 2021